In microeconomics class today the professor was giving his lecture and at one point he said, “You’re the consumer,” and the girl next to me responded by saying “YOURE A TOWEL!” and I thought I was going to cry. She said it just loud enough that I could hear it, but no one else did. She said she was shocked that I knew what she was saying. I was just kinda surprised that she was quoting an old episode of South Park because she looks like someone that wouldn’t watch that show. Super pretty, southern belle, cheerleader type. We kinda talked back and forth for the rest of class. Did I make a friend?!